I mentioned to laura that I’m rereading the Wise Man’s Fear and she was instantly like “I WANT TO COSPLAY KVOTHE SO MUCH YOU SHOULD BE FELURIAN”

"what do I WEAR for that?"

"idk, leaves or something."

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

(Source: majesdanes)

gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

image

shireball:

ofgeography:

queenlyanna:

Do you ever just get something and think: This. This is it. This is my new favourite thing.

#make a snide remark and then get drunk (via)

bromeomontague

shireball:

ofgeography:

queenlyanna:

Do you ever just get something and think: This. This is it. This is my new favourite thing.

 (via)

bromeomontague

(Source: mercuteo)

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same


This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

I’m not vain. I’m just recovering from years and years of low self-esteem.
—Why I’m taking so many selfies. (via missmirandaaraee)

(Source: reezistance)

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART